Thanks for visiting! My site is a resource guide for educational and informational purposes. (And sometimes venting about inappropriate topics such as beer smuggling and/or individuals who wear Vibram Five Fingers to dinner parties. You know–the usual.)

To write my articles, I use my experiences, the experiences of others and various other resources including but not limited to the wild wild web, the Encyclopedia Britannica (what? you didn’t buy the extended library collection of 1989?) and/or The Bible. (Kidding. But maybe not.) That said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the Obama administration. Because that? Would be awkward.